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Sergès Goma is a Paris-based software developer specialized in Java and JavaScript. When she's not fixing codebases, she gives motivational speeches mostly aimed at junior and would-be developers as well as participating in the tech women's empowerment association Motiv'Her.
Ever felt like your Git history is the scene of a gruesome crime? Have you ever seen commits so messy they should be classified as felonies? In this darkly humorous session, we’ll explore the most heinous Git crimes - from rebase disasters to merge conflicts so brutal they could be featured in a forensic case study.
Through the lens of a "how-to" crime guide, we’ll teach you all the wrong ways to use Git - force-pushing straight to main, rewriting history with reckless abandon, and covering your tracks with git commit --amend - before revealing how to actually clean up your act and become a model Gitizen.
Come for the crime, stay for the redemption. By the end, you’ll be armed with the best practices to avoid Git-related homicides in your projects.
🔪 Warning: This talk contains traces of bad puns, git horror stories, and practical advice disguised as satire.
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